24 enero, 2007

Estimado Señor Pete Travis:

Estimado Señor:

Le escribo acongojado desde Salamanca (España) . Me entero por la prensa de Usted está dirigiendo una película en México con Eduardo Noriega, Siguitny guiver (o así), que trata sobre el magnicidio de un presidente de EEUU.
Pero le diré que me dejó con la boca abierta cuando leo que ustedes los americanos han construido una réplica de nuestra plaza mayor a escala 1:1. O sea “tal cual”, para rodar en ella escenas de semejante barbaridad. Tuve que buscar la fecha en el artículo para ver que no era del dia 28 de Diciembre, que aquí somos muy graciosos.

Perdone que le diga, señor Pete, pero era lo que nos faltaba. Meter a Salamanca en el lío de un asesinato del presidente de EEUU. ¡joder¡.
Le pido reflexione. Mire: aquí tenemos un alcalde que bien le vale para hacer de malo y el teniente alcalde del que no es ni malo ni bueno; el otro.Si tienen que ir allí a rodar, se los mandamos porque aquí ya interpretan, así que nos da igual que lo hagan aquí que allí.

Nos prestamos a lo que quieran; si quieren venir aquí, les tocamos unas charradas, nos subimos a la veleta de la catedral a tocar el tambor y la flauta y para terminar pueden hacer como que se llevan unos papeles ultra-chachis de un archivo para salvar al mundo. Todo con mucha intriga si quiere.
Señor Pete, no nos haga esto plis. Es que llevamos una racha que ni se imagina. Siguitny ya estuvo aquí cuando rodaron la de Colón con Depardieu y le puede contar que somos gente de paz, que el único enfadón es Don Julián, pero vamos…
¿Sabe lo que le digo?. Que vencerá, pero no convencerá, y como se ponga farruco le ponemos una pancarta en to la plaza.
Esperando sea satisfecha mi petición, le saluda atentamente SENTADO. (pero no tonto).


PD) La plaza les ha quedao de puta madre, pero ¿a que Ustedes no le sacan brillo al medallón del Caudillo?

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Jejeje... sencillamente genial la carta... vamos, ni la de los magos de oriente.

Me llegaron unas fotos por mail hace tiempo ya de una reproducción de la plaza para una peli, no se si sería la misma... pero estaba bastante paliducha... se notaba que el origen de las piedras no era Villamayor, vamos.

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Muy buena... Y lo del "otro" es una visión...

Ángela dijo...

Mándasela por correo certificado, te pago yo el sello.
Muy buena:-))

Sentado dijo...

Gracias a tos.
Jara; a tí más gracias, que has escrito más. Pues esas fotos que dices deben ser la misma fechoría.
Yo he visto tres, y en una se ve un rascacielos detrás.
No sé exactamente lo que pasa con esta ciudad últimamente pero algo raro pasa. Nosotros que éramos una ciudad de provincias, de ganaderos, de toros, de sabiduría...
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Y a mi que me da que tenemos gustos muy parecidos... debe ser genial vivir en Salamanca a pesar de tantas cosas/personas/callesdelexpolio y esas cosas... abrazos musicales!

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Pero "sentadico" ¿que no sabes que pasa últimamente?...Te lo contaré
Hace unos 43 años que la dejé y era tal cual la describes hoy. Precisamente es esa característica ganadera y taurina y... episcopal la que le da su caracter peculiar, pero también su conservadurismo rancio e insoportable.
Es cuestión de gozar de lo bueno y soslayar el resto.
Un besazo
Ah, y me encanta que le pongas sentido del humor. ¡Bravo por esa carta!

M.I. dijo...

Pues anda que la película que han hecho.....
Y qué rabia les tuvo que dar el decir eso de: "el sospechoso se dirige hacia el oeste por las calles interiores", si total las avenidas que se mostraban de una desconocida Salamanca, bien podrían ser las de la calle 34 esquina con la 52.
España no necesita este tipo de publicidad, y los espectadores españoles no se merecen ver durante 3 veces consecutivas los efectos de un atentado en Salamanca, con llamas, sirenas, policía y gente malherida pidiendo un médico. En el mejor de los casos, es algo de muy mal gusto. En el peor, que el resto de la película, desde un punto de vista estrictamente cinematográfico, es una castaña de las que hace años no se rodaban.

En fin....

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